I know we have not been spending a lot of time together. I have this house now, and a child, and I have to work. You have been very sticky and humid lately and the wrong kind of "hot". With all that on the table I just wanted to let you know that yesterday's actions were uncalled for. Just because you have missed my presence doesn't mean you should start drinking early and go on a drunken rampage through my backyard.
If you want my attention that is not the way to get it. I like you nature, I really do, but lately your actions have been over the line. I think we may need to find you some help. It started with the moles and has moved onto the mosquitos. I was ok with that, but clearly those were just gateway drugs and now you have moved on to destructive wind. This needs to stop. No one likes you when you act like that. Poor Tree is going to need surgery and will never be the same.
I know that it has been rough but with the fall coming I believe we will see more of each other soon. We can make it through this Nature!
I Promise.
With lots of love,
Jeff
4 comments:
Maybe you need to get a new tree.
This one might have to go. It does not look good, poor thing.
As someone said, don't be stupid and be careful; wish I could be there to help...
I know a certain someone who owns a chain saw, who might enjoy helping with that project.
good luck in your relationship with nature. I am pretty sure humans have struggled to tame nature for eons. let us know if you are successful in your endeavors.
ahh yes, which cam first the house or the tree. who's fault is it that people's houses get swept up in tornadoes? was nature always going to blow that tree down or did joff deserve it. who sinned to make the child blind. i like nature too, but sometimes it really sucks.
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